Hi, I'm KJ — honest UK plumbing advice, free, and a local plumber when you need one. Tell me what's happening — leak, blockage, boiler, emergency, anything — and I'll help you sort it.

You can send a photo, short video, voice note or share your location — whatever's easiest. Please avoid sending faces, documents, house numbers or payment cards in photos.

For genuine emergencies call 01706 318200, or the National Gas Emergency Service on 0800 111 999.